marshallbananar ([info]marshallbananar) wrote,
2005-07-20 03:12:00
  • Mood: tired
  • Music: A Stranger - A Perfect Circle
I was watching a commercial for natural male enhancement that promised to enlarge "that special area" in between two and three weeks. I'm not afraid to say the word penis, but apparently they are. Maybe that's how they get you. Maybe it actually enlarges your toenails. Who knows what they really mean by "special area?"

They interviewed a guy who said he worked for NASA before becoming an adult film star. It went something like this:

"So you're from NASA?"
"Yep."
"Would you say in your professional opinion that this product will work?"
"Yeah, I think scientifically it seems to work, and plus it's common sense really."

I should watch less television.

Enjoy!

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[info]ghosts_on_tv42

July 20 2005, 09:20:43 UTC 6 years ago

I watched the same thing a few minutes later. We must be brothers.

[info]ravens_rose

July 20 2005, 11:55:16 UTC 6 years ago

Mmmmmmm.. Toe nails!!

¥

[info]marshallbananar

July 20 2005, 17:04:53 UTC 6 years ago

Whoa, Whoa, third Whoa for emphasis,...

What gives you the right to comment on my live journal? I demand you show me your license and registration, or whatever you punk kids have these days. Doing whatever you want like this is a public site. You and your sinful toenail fetish had better explain yourselves.

Enjoy!

[info]atton_are3

July 20 2005, 17:51:18 UTC 6 years ago

don't listen to him

he's a girl




and he's black

[info]deadmoscow

July 20 2005, 18:01:15 UTC 6 years ago

yeah

that's the ticket
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